Too long for a bumper sticker…

Do you remember, from the ’80s, all the “My son is on the honor roll at XYZ Middle School”?

How about the response bumper sticker, “My kid can beat up your kid who’s on the honor roll”?

Is it time for a retort like, “My kid’s making six figures while your mouth-breather’s taking out the trash at 7-11″?

I think that might be a bit long for a bumper sticker…