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Spam, Ham, Subject and From – Make it easy on me.

I got an e-mail from Pottery Barn today (don’t ask), with the subject line: “Bring all-natural beauty to the bed”
I knew it was from Pottery Barn because they were nice enough to make the display name for the e-mail state so.

I often have a business relationship with smaller firms who haven’t thought everything out, or don’t realize the impact… and who send out e-mails that just show up as “Frank” or “Chris”, and then use my first and last name in the subject line.

You know… the kind of stuff that’s indistinguishable from spam.

Regarding Pottery Barn’s e-mail list… I will assume that I somehow signed up for the mailings, so if I decide that I don’t want mail from them any more, I just tell them — I’d never flag it as spam.

But if Bob Jones from Jones Widgets sends me an e-mail that in Outlook tells me:
From: Bob Subject: Anthony Ortenzi, we have some great new products
or… even worse…
From: Bob Subject: %firstname% %lastname%, we have some great new products

What am I going to do? Manually flag it as spam. And if my spam filtering software does it’s job, I’m never going to see any e-mails from Bob Jones at Jones Widgets again.

With the consequences being what they are, if you’re sending out e-mails, first do a test run to another address of yours, and see that it looks like something you’d actually read… or at least not like something you’d reflexively block.

Don’t spend time and money trying to acquire customers or partners and then shoot yourself in the foot.

SCOX about to be Delisted?

I just saw this press release about The SCO Group’s imminent de-listing.

I certainly wouldn’t claim to be sad about it… I think that taking away the avenues for quasi-legitimate funding for SCO makes it harder for the puppet-masters behind the scenes to sneak them dough. And without dough, their flimsy legal claims can finally stop.

I hope Novell buys the scraps.

What makes you think they’ll get this one right?

Consolidated Edison, the power company in New York City, is planning to deploy a superconducting cable through Manhattan.

The headline for the article? “Attack-proof power line to be installed under NY”

Inside the article?

Superconducting cable must be cooled with liquid nitrogen to -382 degrees Fahrenheit (-230 Celsius). At that point, conductivity resistance falls, allowing the cables to carry the extra power.

Last July, ConEd left parts of Queens without power for over a week from overloading of feeder circuits. (see: wikipedia, Public Service Commission case study) There’s plenty to see about the chaos surrounding even figuring out what happened, and apparently ConEd came quite close to shutting off power for 100,000 more people.

Yeah… so I don’t have confidence in their ability to keep their cable at -382F. And how does something that has to be kept at -382F get labeled attack-proof? And when ConEd screws this one up, will they be sent to Guantanamo?